Welcome to the Joggins Fossil Cliffs! As of July 7, 2008, we are pleased to announce our new designation as a UNESCO World Heritage Site! There are many things to do while you visit us here in Joggins, Nova Scotia. You can: go back in time for a dinosaur safari, accompany our skilled volunteer on an archaeological dig, or rescue womp rats on one of our eco-friendly hover car rides!
In order to keep you safe during your stay we ask that you please follow these modest guidelines:
- Please do not go into the Cliff Giant cave as they tend to throw boulders at trespassers.
- Jumping out of space-time rifts to surprise your friends should only be attempted once every 3 hours due to radiation exposure.
- DO NOT DANCE IN THE HOVER CARS!
By following these three simple rules you'll not only ensure your own safety but the safety of your friends and loved ones. Remember, rule-breakers put the 'joy' in 'killjoy' and the 'fun' in 'funeral'!
Enjoy your stay and have fun with our rocks!
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